Tumblr (3.0; @shawnarlene)http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sevenplusfour.tumblr.com/post/50968784667/can-we-take-a-moment-to-appreciate-the-owl-city-twitter" target="_blank">sevenplusfour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8ad7be372819fa70754701fef2922f7e/tumblr_inline_mn4t9pHDZs1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0210860e126f0b5333664ffe188e68e4/tumblr_inline_mn4t1wqil51qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7c5be18afe3b221024863902b85c6a0a/tumblr_inline_mn4t2mFuVe1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6be9b0e4cdac2c9e97822be206ba0336/tumblr_inline_mn4t3iU1HE1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7ad294995367e4d8c7257c7ed474599f/tumblr_inline_mn4t3qcG671qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/77f104c8a30650672a452f1b6e1be125/tumblr_inline_mn4t3wkkR21qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5c6dae80c379d0737e1501d2a8af1100/tumblr_inline_mn4t45VA8k1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b417de1b47d8bd66c599dd6ec72071d2/tumblr_inline_mn4t4cSzpL1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/10276c1ca85b82cf887bf263d6a8396c/tumblr_inline_mn4t4kGZls1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/56889eaced248d9911e30f031f07b9d1/tumblr_inline_mn4t4sMArE1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1bb8e9faa2a2629918d387c19a38b0bd/tumblr_inline_mn4t53GmBj1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/19308dc1d1a20057b8a601e2476e71ed/tumblr_inline_mn4t5cPpPs1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/28e8d1d4385e1cb6a228459197fe3c19/tumblr_inline_mn4t5lSRLM1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d7eabe1e3a3f36a5e5521679891dfc14/tumblr_inline_mn4t5vmACY1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/773ea28105ae1ee32494582e1d8620f9/tumblr_inline_mn4t612uIb1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9cef77f0561c50bf84b5028a8e285077/tumblr_inline_mn4t6yW6qo1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a435bea8053ec85da9dc2083b101ace9/tumblr_inline_mn4t77B78w1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/57ea9b1a61c4e29841a6eaaf3aa774e0/tumblr_inline_mn4t7fBxth1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/354842b8b5c78cbd8c2bde8a6b8131f9/tumblr_inline_mn4t7o9Vuj1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0175c937e7f5fb10a2be6dd1467a2f09/tumblr_inline_mn4t7t3rMx1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/72f80941bbbc3531f53c6bf14ee15fa0/tumblr_inline_mn4t800Ggk1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e8549bc2ec11a936392622826e9ae659/tumblr_inline_mn4t84NAgS1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7a9395b2a95a8f244aed3d5a44b2ebf0/tumblr_inline_mn4t8b21Te1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6a12be5eb4db7158eea81353ec63d8af/tumblr_inline_mn4t8gqibz1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/63b3dbe3efee2b0bd4ab53637f8647cc/tumblr_inline_mn4t8lKwas1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d8f7a574b5e58373e7cfd99a491d74ce/tumblr_inline_mn4t94shOG1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4b6d78575bc584d871f129c4071cdb46/tumblr_inline_mn4t99ywEV1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/583c6c4c7fcf2d05454226ca5aba59a6/tumblr_inline_mn4t9dtklm1qi67ue.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/718b4b884dc230bcca1a61e9555f0236/tumblr_inline_mn4t9hYjjr1qi67ue.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/51336135850http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/51336135850Sat, 25 May 2013 15:38:52 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rampaigehalseyface.tumblr.com/post/47987508581/seababe-you-really-only-understand-how-drunk" target="_blank">rampaigehalseyface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seababe.tumblr.com/post/46658507780/you-really-only-understand-how-drunk-you-are-when" target="_blank">seababe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f9101dd3cce0ca4c6a1379fd5e5219a1/tumblr_inline_ml9lc8VGC61qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>this is the most amazing thing i&#8217;ve ever seen</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/51279214108http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/51279214108Fri, 24 May 2013 21:25:13 -0700drunkenesselmopotty time<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/196ea385f4b9082ca8bde382cb5f945d/tumblr_mn7sx4f8uu1qaf3e5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I love Doghouse Diaries!</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/51087383757http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/51087383757Wed, 22 May 2013 12:31:52 -0700doghouse diariescomicsfunnylolzmadmen<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f554c60973edfd1d586d261793f1081/tumblr_mmckjnNFvW1qg3ed8o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://shark-tank.tumblr.com/post/49725177249/a-simple-gif-i-made-a-few-years-back" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shark-tank</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A simple GIF I made a few years back.<br/>Throwback….Sunday? I guess.</p></blockquote>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49725222646http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49725222646Sun, 05 May 2013 15:45:59 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72668ac15f6de0076faa254e76160be9/tumblr_mm9g8txxFy1qg3ed8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shark-tank.tumblr.com/post/49574743196/cross-it-off-again-14-to-go" target="_blank">shark-tank</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cross it off again!<br/>14 to go!</p> </blockquote>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49606331023http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49606331023Sat, 04 May 2013 10:26:58 -0700go sharksfuck the canuckscanucks suck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f75404a4e32cd6558f1bcb6dd3653178/tumblr_mm8p4zls1O1rbtm37o1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49606229071http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49606229071Sat, 04 May 2013 10:25:34 -0700star wars daymay the fourth<a href="http://archiveofourown.org/series/23063"> More Things Than Are Dreamt Of </a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works</blockquote> <p><span>Sometimes, only sometimes, when Sherlock is very far away and absolutely guaranteed not to return for at least three hours, John sits on the sofa and lets the tea make itself.</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <blockquote class="userstuff"> <p>In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.</p> </blockquote> <p>Notes:</p> <blockquote class="userstuff"> <p>A magical AU, in which I probably abuse timelines and distort characters and basically indulge my own interpretation of magic, Hogwarts, and what it means when two worlds collide.</p> </blockquote>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49416062318http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49416062318Wed, 01 May 2013 21:05:10 -0700johnlockharry pottersherlockfanfiction<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bfc54c2afd7207a2c78193dc4c8e08f/tumblr_mlohnkhQOK1rr2hg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ridiculous</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49234600585http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/49234600585Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:31:08 -0700gotjoffrey lannister<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2d117888d90dca02becdf12aa2b5f40/tumblr_mlu87aUfwA1qdlhc1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97c4afee9caef96a0369ae12cbc71d11/tumblr_mlu87aUfwA1qdlhc1o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://julvett.tumblr.com/post/48894902874/anon-i-know-you-never-expected-an-answer-to-this" target="_blank">julvett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Anon I know you never expected an answer to this one</p> </blockquote> <p>lol… this is amazing… so many lolz</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909702694http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909702694Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:30:34 -0700jilytake that snilypenis fight<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/608d34cc55291ba47cbd3f6b44e1c4dd/tumblr_mlu7bxyTqb1s516d0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simplypotterheads.tumblr.com/post/48892658791/congratulations-to-slytherin-house-on-winning-the" target="_blank">simplypotterheads</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Congratulations to Slytherin house on winning the House Cup!</p> </blockquote> <p>woot woot</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909570171http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909570171Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:28:19 -0700slytherin pridepottermore<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/98d6f1fc830944b7fd47f195c3d16c2a/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/161ca81597a1c241db9f6e1418ed7a4c/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7e3841d3e07a5065e2d3d1109c04a00/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/774c744dfc13abe35e0374c876b05b17/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/717cd7ef6bc4be735d7bb0bda816bd4b/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6fe9d7e6a5d36f6321a92ee830329ae/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c8e6cd045a71954556fe26a0237c0d4/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho3_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/550eb9454b6d9ea1d9271f9b73f6cb04/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc22e00f97fbeeaab8743cceecfc4519/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66fcd1dfb72f4e5728d29d7ecbc76b27/tumblr_mj29ulV38i1s5cjfho9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>[<a href="http://midnightpush.tumblr.com/tagged/yellow_umbrella" target="_blank">☂</a>]<span> </span>10 himym concepts</small></p> </blockquote>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909153008http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909153008Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:21:06 -0700himym<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-sonic-url.tumblr.com/post/48897544611/dirtybongobeats-lowkeat-today-in-science-we" target="_blank">the-sonic-url</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dirtybongobeats.tumblr.com/post/48811177926/lowkeat-today-in-science-we-learned-that-you" target="_blank">dirtybongobeats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lowkeat.tumblr.com/post/48797670918/today-in-science-we-learned-that-you-can-never" target="_blank">lowkeat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the realist shit I’ve ever read</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b4b99dc776955b476d44a3e098c16da0/tumblr_inline_mlua4lD4dl1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>He could never know love because he was conceived with a love potion. </p> <p>P.S. Joanne Rowling is a genius.</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909081787http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48909081787Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:19:55 -0700harry potterjk rowlingvoldemorttom riddle<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9xhnIQtY1qhfynio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hybridic.tumblr.com/post/47411220732" target="_blank">hybridic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dammit gabriel</p> </blockquote>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48328842896http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48328842896Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:44:33 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://preservingsanity.tumblr.com/post/31525074281/reblog-if-you-are-a-writer" target="_blank">preservingsanity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://totallycumberbatched.tumblr.com/post/31516750545/reblog-if-you-are-a-writer" target="_blank">totallycumberbatched</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soufflenatural.tumblr.com/post/31488220245/reblog-if-you-are-a-writer" target="_blank"><span class="GingerNoCheckStart"></span>soufflenatural</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"> <span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_31488200730"><span class="tags draggable" id="post_tags_31488200730"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/if-by-writer-you-mean-person-who-writes-things-and-never-puts-them-up-anywhere-or-lets-anyone-see-them-then-yes" target="_blank">#if by writer you mean person who writes things and never puts them up anywhere or lets anyone see them then yes</a></span></span></span></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macjaoLu941r505og.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48095754116http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48095754116Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:20:57 -0700jilyhinnyscorose<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pleasecallmesurely.tumblr.com/post/47904136469/unpopular-opinion-i-really-hate-the-life-and" target="_blank">pleasecallmesurely</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Unpopular opinion: I really hate “The Life and Times”</p> </blockquote> <p>I really hate &#8220;Commentarius&#8221; too.</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48095552712http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48095552712Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:18:27 -0700jilyunpopular opinion<a href="http://dreamerscourage.tumblr.com/post/47913221445/whiskey-lullaby-part-i">Courage of A Dreamer: Whiskey Lullaby, Part I</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamerscourage.tumblr.com/post/47913221445/whiskey-lullaby-part-i" target="_blank">dreamerscourage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>((Disclaimer: I do not own anything you recognize. Harry Potter, or otherwise.))<br/></span></p> <p><span>There are only two things that anybody need know about James Potter. One. He fought in a war that was both brutal and kept well under wraps. Two. He was deliriously</span><span> in love with the likes of Lily Evans, so…</span></p> </blockquote> <p>omg, why!?</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48095078799http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48095078799Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:12:31 -0700jilycryingwhy why whyMe: I really want to contribute to the jily fandom *enthusiastically starts writing a fanfic*<br /> Jily fandom: With James' lips inches away, his eyes switched from her eyes to her mouth with a strange, drunken slowness that made her crave for the meeting of their mouths even more. Their foreheads pressed together and their noses brushed, their breath warm and tickling as they slowly and hesitantly closed the gap between them, dropping the broom to the ground when they finally did.<br /> Me:<br /> Me:<br /> Me: *deletes entire fic and cries*http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48093724467http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48093724467Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:55:25 -0700yepthis is why i don't writeyou're all too brilliant<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_y4DbZivHCY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohfucksasha.tumblr.com/post/48024850954/petalsyrup-inthebarrows-mrtumnus" target="_blank">ohfucksasha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petalsyrup.tumblr.com/post/48023333319/inthebarrows-mrtumnus-noodletothedoodle" target="_blank">petalsyrup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inthebarrows.tumblr.com/post/48021542858/mrtumnus-noodletothedoodle-pairing-nazi" target="_blank">inthebarrows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrtumnus.tumblr.com/post/47941829786/noodletothedoodle-pairing-nazi" target="_blank">mrtumnus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noodletothedoodle.tumblr.com/post/47941031277/pairing-nazi-gender-ikari-sweet-bitsy" target="_blank">noodletothedoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pairing-nazi.tumblr.com/post/47916122892/gender-ikari-sweet-bitsy-rhamphotheca" target="_blank">pairing-nazi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gender-ikari.tumblr.com/post/47915530574/sweet-bitsy-rhamphotheca-zefrank-true-facts" target="_blank">gender-ikari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-bitsy.tumblr.com/post/47843677861/rhamphotheca-zefrank-true-facts-about-the-sea" target="_blank">sweet-bitsy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhamphotheca.tumblr.com/post/47815007264/zefrank-true-facts-about-the-sea-pig-scotoplanes" target="_blank">rhamphotheca</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zefrank.tumblr.com/post/47814341933/true-facts-about-the-sea-pig" target="_blank">zefrank</a>: <strong>True Facts About The Sea Pig </strong>(<em>Scotoplanes globosa</em>)</p> </blockquote> <p>NOTHING ABOUT THE SEA PIG MAKES SENSE</p> </blockquote> <p>oh M YG</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I’m crying oh my gosh</p> </blockquote> <p>om g</p> </blockquote> <div>JUST BEND OVER AND FART YOUR LUNGS ALL OVER THAT BASTARD</div> </blockquote> <p>jesus christ</p> </blockquote> <p>WAT</p> </blockquote> <p>i’ll never get those minutes of my life back…</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48089794583http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48089794583Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:08:26 -0700and neither will you<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9031fe25dd6c25613343ae5c001150a2/tumblr_mlb8nwFNMN1rxmy9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joebagofdoughnuts.tumblr.com/post/48055874952" target="_blank">joebagofdoughnuts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Batman can be kind of a Dick……</p> </blockquote> <p>lol</p>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48089342316http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48089342316Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:03:02 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff34088eb288778cc613f42975fe2135/tumblr_mku0c0R2Tr1rt8p97o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48088415458http://shawnarlene.tumblr.com/post/48088415458Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:52:03 -0700